My go to pickup line used to be, “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?” but then my RA decided to put kind words on all our doors. Inspired by that, it is now, “If you were paper… I’d laminate you”. Or if all else fails, “If you were a lemon, I’d put you on a shelf so I could cherish you forever.”
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education